Poopy Diaper Humor

I was just giving Brad W. a piano lesson. He was playing along for me when Justice came up and climbed onto my lap with a very smelly diaper. "Wow, you really stink!" I said. Brad, looked distinctly hurt. He thought I was commenting on his playing.

After the lesson was over, I was talking half to myself, half to Justice. I was thinking of my to-do list, and naming the things I needed to accomplish. I said "Come on Justice lets change your diaper. I need to make dinner!"