Pointing at our cat, Nemesis: "Place! Place! PLACE!!" (Don't ask me what "place" is supposed to mean.)
"Okay, I'll give you one chance to eat that cat. Now GO! GO AND DO YOUR DUTIES!!"
Why? Because the cat was trying to help him finish his eggs? It's a mystery.
Story Time: My Most Confusing Date Ever - My older sister and I were roommates in college, when I was just twenty and she was freshly returned from a mission for my church. One Sunday evening we we...
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