Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Can't Take it Anymore!!

Somebody rescue me from this day! Clayton has been a rascal royal today!!!!! He made an epic mess of Kool-Aid, crunched cereal on the floor at least 3 times, dumped cat food down the stairs twice, filled the bathtub with water which he also splashed all over the bathroom and put clumps from the litter box into the water in the bathtub, smeared butter and mashed potatoes all over the table on two separate occasions, emptied the shelves of all the books in out library. All in one day. Now I find that he has just cracked an entire carton of eggs on my counter top. I now have to go and clean up after the second night in a row of company for dinner with the eggs an butter on top. However I have to change his poopy diaper and clean Clayton up first. When will it end? I need a serious break! See earlier post for full details. Five posts in one day. This is definitely a record. Ross and Mark are laughing their heads off at Clayton right now. I think I may cry.

8 comments:

pie-seas79 said...

Oh Renae!!! While I admit that I was laughing out loud at your pain and annoyance....I couldn't help thinking in my head:"Colista, you best shut your mouth." Oh how I loathe days like those!!! Sorry, I will be sending good vibes your way! :)

Renae said...

It's about 10:30 p.m. My kids are in bed, the bathtub and bathroom floor have been cleaned up, and my kitchen is once again spotless. Life is good.

JG said...

Sounds like you need some serious locks on a few things.

lizS said...

GIRLS' NIGHT SATURDAY!! hang in there! you are totally racking up the "i deserve some serious fun" points!

Brad Carter said...

Can't you banish him from the kitchen? Maybe put up a baby gate or install a half door. Either that or keep him handcuffed to his bed all day.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha

J

Renae said...

Unfortunately that kid is a monkey. He figured his way around the baby gate a long time ago. It wouldn't stop him, and it would only annoy me every time I had to step over it.

Handcuffed to his bed sounds promising though.

Brad Carter said...

How about an electric fence then, or maybe barbed wire. Or both. Or just fill the kitchen with cement.