Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Grossest Thing Ever!!

Warning! This post is not for the weak of stomach!
(If you are still reading this, and you get severely grossed out, it's your fault. You were warned.)

I've seen many a gross and disgusting thing in my 11+ years of mothering, but this takes the cake! Justice (who is still not cottoning to pooping on the potty -argh!) pooped in his underwear. It was rather loose, and it gooed down his leg in a major way (of all places in my house with next to no carpet, why did he have to do it on a rug?!) My first inclination that anything was wrong was when Justice informed me that Clayton was eating his poo. Indeed, there was my nine month old with his brother's poop smeared on his clothes, hands and mouth. Oh the horror!

After I had the kids and the mess all cleaned up, Bruce was holding the baby, and Clayton spit up all down Bruce's shirt. "Eww, what's Clayton been eating that's orange?" asked Bruce.

To which I replied "Poop."

We have now coined the phrase "poop-barf." Could anything be nastier than poop-barf?

8 comments:

Trever and Heather said...

Eek!

Cassi : ) said...

I'd have to say No! I can't think of anything more gross! Moms - we are living the life! :)

Karen said...

That takes the cake as the grossest thing I've heard all year. Blech!

lizS said...

ugh! ack! bleeeeeech! *shudder!*

Eyepoke said...

Well, at least it was fresh poop. It could have been week-old poop.

timpani76 said...

I've heard about poop-barf with dogs eating out of the cat litter box.

It sounds grosser with a baby though :P

lid said...

it was vary gross I almost barft.

Sammi said...

That is hilarious! I'm laughing so hard because for once it is not me. Love it. Eyepoke: Who would think of week-old poop. What happens around your house? Nevermind, I don't want to know.