"Do not throw balls at open cans of paint!"
"I'm sorry that you can't paint on my face with your spit."
"Everyone fall down the hairplane! AHHHHH!"
Storytime: Breaking Bones - When I was in third grade, I wanted nothing more than to break a bone. I didn't care if it was a foot, leg, wrist, or arm--I just wanted an injury that wou...
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