Monday, January 19, 2009

My Pancreas

My pancreas attracts every other pancreas
in the universe with a force
proportional to the product of their masses

and inversely proportional
to the distance between them!


Curtis Gibby said...

Weird Al Yankovic, Straight Outta Lynwood, track 2. What's my prize?

Renae said...

Hey Curtis, good to hear from you! Your prize? I'm shipping you an all expense paid trip to visit Carpangia, home of the largest ball of drier lint collected from the noses of the hottest celebrities in the world, Weird Al included! How's that sound?

Bruce said...

if it was only belly button lint

Eyepoke said...

Isnt this just the law of gravitational attraction? I mean, you could say that about any item in the universe, pancreas or not. So kiss my pancreas.

Dana Cheryl said...

no only if it's toe lint