Someone stopped by my mom's house while she was in the shower today. It reminded me of the following embarrassing moment.
Bruce and I were new to our ward, back in our newly wed, pre-kids days. My visiting teachers came over for their first visit (my brother John was over too). I had just gotten home from work and changed into some comfy-lounging-around-the-house-clothes, a tee-shirt and a pair of Bruce's old shorts. My VT's asked for a tour, so I got up and they followed me around our new house. I remember one of them mistakenly calling John my husband and being very embarrassed about her mistake.
We had a pleasant visit. After they left, I reached around to stick my hands in my back pockets, only to find that the shorts that I was wearing had a HUGE hole in the buttocks. HUGE!!!! Literally my entire cheek was hanging out for the world to see. So embarrassed!
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