"Mom, why does almost all the girls in the school love me?"
"What do you mean?"
"They all chase me at recess with their lips pointing at me!"
"ALL of the girls chase you?"
"Well, all except the duty teachers."
Storytime: Breaking Bones - When I was in third grade, I wanted nothing more than to break a bone. I didn't care if it was a foot, leg, wrist, or arm--I just wanted an injury that wou...
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