I just overheard this bit of conversation between my children:
Mark was vacuuming up some popcorn that he got all over the floor, and Ross unplugged it. When Mark complained, Ross said, "It smells awful!" (speaking of the vacuum)
Lydia says, "It does smell awful, but it's not the vacuum. It's just dinner."
Earlier today, Bruce caught Justice sitting at the table, eating ice cream straight out of the box. He said "Hey, put that back in the freezer!" and took it away. About 2 minutes later, Bruce went into the kitchen to find Justice standing on a chair, with the freezer door open, eating ice cream out of the box, which was "in the freezer."
Storytime: Breaking Bones - When I was in third grade, I wanted nothing more than to break a bone. I didn't care if it was a foot, leg, wrist, or arm--I just wanted an injury that wou...
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