That's right, from the pulpit even! He didn't call me by name, but I'm positive it was me he was talking about. No, he didn't say weirdo either. He was talking about the Fall Ball last night, and he said "...some of the younger married couples showed us some interesting moves." (And no, I wasn't insulted. I laughed.)
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Of course I love the scriptures, but you already know that, right?