On this St. Patrick's day, if you see an associate or a friend NOT wearing anything green, it would be kind to help them by protecting them from other people's pinches. You may do this by wearing several strings of green beads around your neck, and sharing them with your un-greenified friends, as my daughter did. However I think it would be funner and more convenient to share your boogers with the un-green.
This is Bruce having a little accident when we were doing Ross' science project. We did a really fun experiment with Mentos and Coke.