Well radio edit! Someone walked off with my double running stroller! VOMIT!! Large intestinal puke! Periodontal fungus! Gangrenous Trench Mouth! Underside of a SMELLY TROLL! One of my kids pushed it up to the edge of the yard and left it there. Someone apparently thought I was getting rid of it, and took it! DARN IT!!
Well, I'm off to Craig's List and Freecycle to see if I can find another one.
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