"Mom, he stole my sandwich!"
"What?"
"You know, my purse that looks like a sandwich."
"What?"
"My sandwich purse, he stole it!"
I’m Canceling My Subscription
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To EVERYTHING. It started when I canceled all my streaming subscriptions.
Netflix, Hulu, HBO, they’re all gone now. Screw them and their constantly
rising ...
1 week ago


3 comments:
Wild cat dancing! (Danielle talking in her sleep). Sleep talk is so funny! Except my brother, he screamed cuss words ;)
john giggles in his sleep. like a little girl. it's hysterical. ;)
I want a sandwich purse...or a purse sandwich. Either will do.
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