To the tune of "Love at Home" :
There is gravy all around,
when there's lunch at home.
Mashed potatoes in a mound,
when there's lunch at home.
Steak with green beans on the side,
slab of bread that's 2 feet wide.
All this laced with cyanide
when there's lunch at home.
Lunch at Home,
Lunch at Home!
What the freak?! It's homicide,
when there's lunch at home!
What I Read in 2022
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Hello, hello! I wrote this nearly two years ago but never published it.
Oops. You can find my lists for previous years here:
2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, ...
3 days ago
4 comments:
your words are poison
I think changing the the third line of the last stanza to something about "murder suicide" would be funnier. But, I'm a sicko, so what do I know ;)
Ooops! That was Timpani posting on Renae's computer!
Oooh, but I'm so much prettier as Renae, maybe I'll just use her ID all the time....
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