Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Lunch at Home

To the tune of "Love at Home" :

There is gravy all around,
when there's lunch at home.
Mashed potatoes in a mound,
when there's lunch at home.

Steak with green beans on the side,
slab of bread that's 2 feet wide.
All this laced with cyanide
when there's lunch at home.

Lunch at Home,
Lunch at Home!
What the freak?! It's homicide,
when there's lunch at home!

4 comments:

Eyepoke said...

your words are poison

Renae said...

I think changing the the third line of the last stanza to something about "murder suicide" would be funnier. But, I'm a sicko, so what do I know ;)

Renae said...

Ooops! That was Timpani posting on Renae's computer!

Renae said...

Oooh, but I'm so much prettier as Renae, maybe I'll just use her ID all the time....