To the tune of "Love at Home" :
There is gravy all around,
when there's lunch at home.
Mashed potatoes in a mound,
when there's lunch at home.
Steak with green beans on the side,
slab of bread that's 2 feet wide.
All this laced with cyanide
when there's lunch at home.
Lunch at Home,
Lunch at Home!
What the freak?! It's homicide,
when there's lunch at home!
I’m Canceling My Subscription
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To EVERYTHING. It started when I canceled all my streaming subscriptions.
Netflix, Hulu, HBO, they’re all gone now. Screw them and their constantly
rising ...
1 week ago


4 comments:
your words are poison
I think changing the the third line of the last stanza to something about "murder suicide" would be funnier. But, I'm a sicko, so what do I know ;)
Ooops! That was Timpani posting on Renae's computer!
Oooh, but I'm so much prettier as Renae, maybe I'll just use her ID all the time....
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