Pointing at our cat, Nemesis: "Place! Place! PLACE!!" (Don't ask me what "place" is supposed to mean.)
"Okay, I'll give you one chance to eat that cat. Now GO! GO AND DO YOUR DUTIES!!"
Why? Because the cat was trying to help him finish his eggs? It's a mystery.
Babies - Hazel is really obsessed with baby dolls. I don't know where baby dolls come from, but somehow we have about eight and she lovingly takes care of them all....
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