Pointing at our cat, Nemesis: "Place! Place! PLACE!!" (Don't ask me what "place" is supposed to mean.)
"Okay, I'll give you one chance to eat that cat. Now GO! GO AND DO YOUR DUTIES!!"
Why? Because the cat was trying to help him finish his eggs? It's a mystery.
Storytime: Breaking Bones - When I was in third grade, I wanted nothing more than to break a bone. I didn't care if it was a foot, leg, wrist, or arm--I just wanted an injury that wou...
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