Have you ever talked back to your voice-mail? As in:
"What happened was ..."
"It's like this..."
"Yes, well if you just..."
Aside: "I'm trying to explain the answer to your question! Why the heck won't she let me get a word in edgewise?!"
"What is going on is..."
"I'm trying to tell you..."
"Oh yeah, this is just a message. Wow, I am REALLY a moron!"
Storytime: Breaking Bones - When I was in third grade, I wanted nothing more than to break a bone. I didn't care if it was a foot, leg, wrist, or arm--I just wanted an injury that wou...
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