Apparently the activity of choice once the tv goes off (and Mom goes out
to the back yard) is to spray a hose into Mom's piano room through the
window. I've never been so close to murdering a couple of six year-olds
before in my life. Water pouring through the floor into the basement.
Luckily my piano seems to have somehow miraculously escaped the
majority of the water. Only my sheet music appears to be damaged. Give
me a year, and if my piano survives, I'll probably laugh.
It is amazing how after
screaming and yelling, and spanking and banishing kids to their rooms,
and crying and fuming, once I surveyed the damage, forgave the little
bugers, hugged them until they stopped crying, and told them that I love
them, it's amazing how much better it feels to forgive than to fume.
Brad’s Cactus Shack Episode 18 – Wacky Morning Show DJ Reunion
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A long time ago I spent about a year harassing a radio DJ named MJ from the
MJ Morning Show just to try and stir up drama on his show. I guess MJ still
rem...
1 year ago
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