Someone stopped by my mom's house while she was in the shower today. It reminded me of the following embarrassing moment.
Bruce and I were new to our ward, back in our newly wed, pre-kids days. My visiting teachers came over for their first visit (my brother John was over too). I had just gotten home from work and changed into some comfy-lounging-around-the-house-clothes, a tee-shirt and a pair of Bruce's old shorts. My VT's asked for a tour, so I got up and they followed me around our new house. I remember one of them mistakenly calling John my husband and being very embarrassed about her mistake.
We had a pleasant visit. After they left, I reached around to stick my hands in my back pockets, only to find that the shorts that I was wearing had a HUGE hole in the buttocks. HUGE!!!! Literally my entire cheek was hanging out for the world to see. So embarrassed!
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5 comments:
I've herd that store a million times and I cant stop laughing at it.
At least it was girls who saw your hiney!
When Vance was a baby he pulled on my dress that buttoned down the front and all three buttons came open at once. I was talking to Alisha and Kevin at the time so I was embarrassed at a guy seeing my bra. Like Kevin cares, since he says as a nurse he's seen about 1 million naked people where he works.
So funny. Your VTs probably felt more awkward than you did. I'm sure they didn't know what to say. At least you were blissfully ignorant while they were around!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That rocks!
That is hilarious! Only you, Renea.
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