I want them back! Find them or I will kidnap your firstborn, boil your intestines in brine, follow you around plucking out your nose hairs one by one, dye your hair bubble gum pink in your sleep, dress you in drag and make you sing "I'm a pretty girl" at the top of your lungs in front of a room full of queer penitentiary inmates. (That is if you actually have them.) If not, I'll just keep looking for them here, and hope that they show up someday.
An Open Letter to Senator John Curtis
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Senator Curtis, Thank you for taking the time to respond to my previous
message. I recognize that constituent correspondence is numerous and often
repetiti...
4 days ago
8 comments:
They're behind the couch, wedged under one of the back legs.
I gave them to a poor homeless child who had no legs.
So quit being a selfish pig and get over it.
Are you sure they made it back home after the race? Could they be lost on the street somewhere near the race route? See? This is why I don't do any physical activity. There's just too much risk of losing stuff.
I can't believe you're trying to steal shoes from a homeless disabled person, Renae. I've lost so much respect for you!
yeah, we went to the park in august or there about, and Cedric lost his freakin shoes while we were there! We3 were only there about an hour and no more shoes. We combed the entire place. and he, for the life of him, had no earthly clue what happened to them. I was rather annoyed because I too spend good money on quality shoes. ARgh. I feel your pain.
Since you had extra people in the house, I would look somewhere that a little girl and a toddler boy would stuff them for no reason. L's big closet maybe?
Yeah! And I think you ought to publically apologize to all public homeless people! revolting!
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