Monday, January 19, 2009

My Pancreas

My pancreas attracts every other pancreas
in the universe with a force
proportional to the product of their masses

and inversely proportional
to the distance between them!

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Weird Al Yankovic, Straight Outta Lynwood, track 2. What's my prize?

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  2. Hey Curtis, good to hear from you! Your prize? I'm shipping you an all expense paid trip to visit Carpangia, home of the largest ball of drier lint collected from the noses of the hottest celebrities in the world, Weird Al included! How's that sound?

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  3. if it was only belly button lint

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  4. Isnt this just the law of gravitational attraction? I mean, you could say that about any item in the universe, pancreas or not. So kiss my pancreas.

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  5. no only if it's toe lint

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